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The current state of feminism. White women get away with things others do not. These include:
Falsely accuse minority men of rape because they ignore her advances or because the mood hit her.
Calling women of other races sluts out of jealousy, when they are sluts themselves.

Protection from criticism by manginas of both feminist and conservative leaning.

The right to label any legitimate critic of her delusional beliefs as a misogynist.
Dressing up in racist sorority costumes and receiving no punishment.
Raping , abusing and killing children/teenagers than get a free pass after saying a man made her do it or she say is also a victim of abuse.*coughhorseshitcough*
Scams people out of their money on Kickstarter she has can blame "men playing too much video games" for societies problems.

Obstruct justice, run a corrupt district attorney's office put an innocent man in jail and receive a slap on the wrists from your state BAR panel.
Pretend to be atheist to co-opt the movement in revenge for an over privileged twat who was hit on in an elevator and told rightfully she is an idiot.
Accuse a whistle blower of rape in Sweden so that he can be handed over to the US government for execution or indefinite incarceration.
Having a cunt gives her the ability to talk down to the president of the United States if he is a member of a minority race or being a man in general.
Naturally they blame "patriarchy and men" for all these things instead of themselves.
“I am using racist slurs against a population I have privilege over.

I am performing racist tropes and stereotypes of Walking Women. I am adding to the plethora of hypersexualized, romanticized depictions of Walking Women, which adds to the bigotry and sexual assaults they face. I am contributing to anti-Ziganism. I am using my privilege to further harm a population I have power over. I am the face of white female privilege.”

“I am a female racist. I am stealing sacred objects from peoples whose genocide I benefit from. I am taking holy pieces of cultures I know nothing about and turning them into a racist fashion statement. I am furthering the fetishization of native women. I am adding to a media saturated with racist images of native women and contributing to the bigotry and discrimination they feel today. I am a racist, and am using power to hurt real people. I am the face of white female privilege.”

Tumbler, white female privilege tag.
by oolon colluphid December 17, 2012

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A feminist bimbo who still believes some how western skanks are still "oppressed", when white women are the most privileged group in the western world.

This is because white boomer hags are in charge of our Universities , and pass on their hatred to Generation Y bimbos.
Bimbo's who complain about the non existent wage gap,slut walkers ,people who enact laws to protect white campus sluts instead of minority women are all third-wave feminists.

They tend to call foreign/minority women sluts because of genetic female jealousy.
by Oolon Colluphid September 04, 2011

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A more accurate term then the obsolete wordfeminazi . Named so because modern feminism is more akin to Stalinism than to Nazism, humanism or the free thinkers they claim to be.

To Femistalinsts any form of descent is misogyny. Questioning their views makes you a woman hater. Being an MRA makes you an evil rapist.

The irony of Femistalinsts is that they enable American female jealousy of Asian and non feminist European woman.
Words like social justice, misogynist and equality are code words used by a femistalinist.
by Oolon Colluphid September 29, 2012

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A twitch noob is a competitive gamer that bashes Team Fortress 2 public server players, and boasts about how 6 vs 6 (aka Twitch Fortress 2) is much better. These players complain about how they keep getting owned by Heavies, Pyros, Spys and Engineers, and ask for nerfs of these classes on Steam forums. When their obviously just noobs who refuse to adapt too Team Fortress 2's intended gameplay.
Bobby thought he would own everyone when he played sniper in Team Fortress 2, but found out that he is a twitch noob.
by oolon colluphid April 06, 2009

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