xerdiwphobia

The fear of a praying mantis riding a duck.

Man 1: oh no! that mantis is above that duck I hope it does not jump on the duck and start riding him I have xerdiwphobia!
Man 2: Why are you randomly yelling that out loud?

by not a furry,a fruity March 13, 2019

perroquetphobia

Perroquetphobia is the fear of french speaking parrots

Person with perroquetphobia: hello parrot do you speak french?
Parrot:Oui
Person with perroquetpgobia: AHHHHHHHHH!

by not a furry,a fruity July 20, 2020

Life

Life is meaningless

The definition of life is a joke

by not a furry,a fruity March 22, 2019