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the world's oldest faith construct from the end of the prior millennium
Fabricated by Gerald Gardner, a student of Anton Szandor LaVey, the world renown Satanist, wicca is the world's oldest seventy year old faith construct; It is a mishmash of satanism and witchcraft seasoned with a hodgepodge of other historically inaccurate blathering. Its mutually contradictory tenants are frequently embraced by teens and those bereft of a fully formed intellect.
by no Forrest Uf Dancing January 26, 2013
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