nigel simpson's definitions

bramptag

spoonerism of trampbag. meanin a bag of tramps or a trampy bag ( gravys)

dan :charlie how did u get inside that trampbag ,
charlie:dno sum bramptag jus let me in
dan : kool lk over there theres a tag of bramps !!
charlie : o yeh lets get em hux !!!
dan: u cumin nana ?
nana: nah my hips fallin out
charlie ; tie a bramptag around ur weist to keep it in place then
nana: gr8 idea but theres no point by the time i get the bramptag around my weist idve died of old age
dan: gutted mate !!!
charlie: im gunna av a wank on ya grave den sperm in your perm
nana : gd luck wen i die im gunna tie a bramptag over my head so no1 can jizm on my hair
charlie : well wat about the tramps inside the bag thats on your head
dan: char he means a

by nigel simpson July 10, 2007

farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !

1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve

by nigel simpson March 15, 2007