3 definitions by name mam

Vertisexual

Vertisexual is defined as being sexually attracted to sea slugs. There is a seperate sexuality, Melibesexual, which applies to a very specific species of sea slug. Nobody knows why this exists, or what that specific sea slug even is, but everyone has come to accept it in order to avoid being cancelled.

"Hey, do you want to go out on a date?"
"Sorry, I'm Vertisexual."
"What?"
"It's like Melibesexual, but it applies to all sea slugs."

by name mam November 12, 2021

Mungus Blast

When you pee in someone's eyes

I'm going to give you the mungus blast.

by name mam December 1, 2020

bdfhjlnprtvxz

After looking up all the odd letters in the alphabet, why not look up all the even ones?

Guy one: Hey man, did you know that 'bdfhjlnprtvxz' is every even letter in the alphabet?
Guy two: ...So do you want some fries with your order or not?

by name mam December 22, 2019