alyssa

a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.

*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa

by my nigga jimmy June 13, 2019