1 definition by mrsbell71

Malena is a whore who will go after your boyfriends/husbands. She is very jealous of her much hotter cousins, and will try to outdo them at every turn. Malena has no career other than collecting child support from the 4 different baby daddies of her four kids. Malena is also known to be dumb, which is probably why she can't get a career. Do not ask her for directions, because she will tell you that NC is only 4 hours or so from LA. Do not be a Malena.