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Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”
Evan Halpenny by mr.appleman April 10, 2021