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Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.
I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by monkeylabor July 07, 2021
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A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
by monkeylabor December 28, 2020
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Abbreviation for:

Karen: The CDC says we can stop wearing ma
by monkeylabor May 14, 2021
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An extremely photogenic stray mongrel from the streets of Moscow and the first animal to orbit the earth. A badass pup. Accomplished more in life than you.
Laika was the first cosmonaut. Outer space is haunted by her barks. We must remember her as a hero.
by monkeylabor December 30, 2020
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Refers to a place. Usually there are things happening, good or bad, in this place.
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a fooooool
Up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool
Up in here, up in here
by monkeylabor April 12, 2021
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