23 definitions by monkeylabor

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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by monkeylabor December 30, 2020
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When someone you know irl shows up in your dreams. Usually you want this person to fuck your brains out.
I haven’t had sex in months, of course I let Karl dreamcreep on me. For fuck’s sake I don’t even remember what sex is like. I’ll take anything I can get.
by monkeylabor December 28, 2020
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An earth maiden who believes that death is LIFE. She loves shit talking about you with her plant and animal friends. It looks like she dresses in all black but it’s just dirt and soil
If you date an ecogoth expect to only be a sidedick...her #1 beau is Planet Earth
by monkeylabor December 23, 2020
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A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month.
I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by monkeylabor July 07, 2021
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When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
by monkeylabor December 23, 2020
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When you get a big boo boo from falling off a staircase of crates
(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
by monkeylabor August 25, 2021
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

The person writing this definition
by monkeylabor May 04, 2021
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