Leroy to cashier: How much for the pack of smokes, fifth of Mad Dog
, two condoms
, bag of cheese curls, roll of toilet paper, and this broken steak knife.
Cashier: 22 Obamas and 48 cents.
Leroy: I only have 5 Obamas
Cashier. Ok. Would you like paper or plastic?
Patti's welfare check was increased from 1,500 Obamas to 5,000 Obamas when she enrolled herself in the country's stimulus program and bought a new BMW