2 definitions by mike hawk45

cock fact

a cock fact is when a scientific theory is proven to be a real fact using ones cockular intelligence.Also it may be used to tell a guy what he is doing is not very masculine.

hey jimmy, COCK FACT: getting a girl drunk is the fastest way in her pants.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009

Boner Quaker

a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.

as i lay on my back i received a boner quaker from my girlfriend.

by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009