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titanic boner 

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage

jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted

titanic boner by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004

maxaphilla

the art of raping new born babys first started by ben oldham

ben walks into a maternity ward

ben: oh look at all the babys i just want to love them all

ben picks up a baby boy and take of its nappy and looks at its dick and starts to cry

Ben: this babys dick's massive i must rape it now

starnge sound come out of the ward and ben walks out a few minets later and gets chased out by securitt

maxaphilla by me yes me not you ha ha ha November 19, 2004