2 definitions by me yes me not you ha ha ha

the art of raping new born babys first started by ben oldham
ben walks into a maternity ward

ben: oh look at all the babys i just want to love them all

ben picks up a baby boy and take of its nappy and looks at its dick and starts to cry

Ben: this babys dick's massive i must rape it now

starnge sound come out of the ward and ben walks out a few minets later and gets chased out by securitt
by me yes me not you ha ha ha November 19, 2004
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a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage
jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted
by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004
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