may jailer's definitions

faatima

fat and ugly. she is sweet seeming but is so smelly and gay it will surprise you! what a hoe

“my plastic surgery is botched! i look like a whale”

“you’re such a faatima!”

by May Jailer December 7, 2021

lizzy grant

lana del rey's real name, the name you wish you had

"Have you heard that new song by Lizzy Grant?"
"Who?"
"Lana Del Rey!!!"
"Oh!"

by may jailer February 12, 2014