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Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009