Clepit

British insult used primarily as a replacement for idiot or mongoloid. The pinnacle of mediocre insults.
“Stop being such a clepit”
I just used my phone as a torch to find my phone, I’m such a clepit”
by magixbanana March 25, 2019
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Hefto

Word to describe the large mass of a person or an object
“You see that lass, she’s a hefto unit

“That is a hefto spliff you’ve got there”
by magixbanana March 22, 2019
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