Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.
Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.
Person 1: Where do you play?
J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.