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neck cheese

neck cheese is the act in which a person's neck is so large that in fact, it can store many forms of cheese including gouda, parmesan, and blue cheese. Often it is not the person's first neck that may inhabit the creamy substance but actually, their 2nd, 3rd, or in rare cases 4th neck that is the breeding ground for such delicacies.

Hey mum, I'm making a charcuterie board for my friends, care to share any neck cheese?

That fatty got neck cheese

by mackattack and zukernator February 9, 2023