Definitions by luke mcgillicuddy

cotton kleanexin 

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

cotton kleanexin by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008