1 definition by lol win

The act in which you shove your whole dick into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a vagina which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.
I was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.
by lol win January 3, 2011
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