kung-fu jesus's definitions

fonzie

(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.

The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

caught red handed

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Tyburn Jig

Tyburn was a place in England where execution-by-hanging took place. When hung high (about 30ft), the feet would start kicking resembling a dance (jig).

You shall be doing the tyburn jig.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

507

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004