Definitions by king simmo

bunny boiler 

an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a bunny boiler".

bunny boiler by king simmo October 16, 2003

mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

mumbler by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab 

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

Badly Packed Kebab by king simmo October 16, 2003

Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

Tart Fuel by king simmo October 16, 2003

up on blocks 

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

up on blocks by king simmo October 16, 2003

WYNONA RYDER

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

WYNONA RYDER by king simmo October 16, 2003