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oh. Andover. I've been here for like all my fucking life. So when i see black people, or white trash I get scared. what do you expect, we're pretty much the stereotypical white town who are all racist against blacks. There are about 20 lamborghini's, 5 ferarri's, and oh, about one out of every 5 people drives a fricken benz. So when we go to other towns, and kids are like, whoa that cars really nice, ur like yeah... i see my teachers driving that...
If you go to methuen, or lawrence, kids will know you're from andover. All the girls carry around their lifesavings in their purses which are worth more than their lives. If you're not a millionaire, you're considered poor. People will constantly look down upon you, no matter how popular you are.
The girls are pretty bitchy i must say. They all look the same, talk like valley girls, dress the same, and wear tons of makeup. Its like what the girls look like in Laguna beach. They all say how each of them are really Pretty, but deep inside they hate eachother and want the other to die.
Since there is nothing to do in andover, the surrounding towns built everything right outside of the town. Burger king, wendy's, you name it, its right on the border.
The guys are either jocks or emos or druggies. The jocks think they are cool. They are. Everyone hates them, but are afraid to say anything to them. Cuz they'll get their ass kicked by a group of football players. The Emo's piss the fuck out of everyone, cuz they think their lives suck, when actually they arent that bad since their parents probly have millions down their sleeves. And the druggies have the most money. But, they just spend it on drugs.
The asians here are mostly losers, besides a few. They are usually grouped together, and theres like a hundred of them, so you get the feeling your school is going is having an asian invasion.
There are little to no black kids in ANdover. And if they are here, they usually leave within a yaer.

If you dont pass the MCAS, everyone fucking knows about it. THe basketball team is pretty good, the swim team rules, and yeah.
Andover isnt all that bad, just take out the slutty bitches, black people, and the money. and we're just your all american town.

most of the kids are smart, and pretty much hate their lives if they get a B.
Methuen kid:
"whoa, look at that mustang, its so nice!"
Andover kid:
"yeah, how crossguard lady drives one just like that"
by kid from andover December 05, 2006
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