kelly kirkwood's definitions
a pile of shit stacked to atleast 5 foot 7 inches high. usually found in the Marine Corps. also means to fall asleep after a 5-6 minute car ride
bro wake the fuck up you're being a hartzler....or look at the size of that hartzler sitting in the chow hall
by kelly kirkwood November 21, 2010
Get the hartzlermug.