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In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
by jsd96321 February 12, 2012

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Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.
Teenage boy: "Dude! Your mom's hot!"
Other teen boy: "Dude! That's my mom!"
Teenage boy: "Yeah dude! And she's still hot!"
Another teen boy: "She's momalicious!"
by jsd96321 January 31, 2012

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A response to someone expressing disappointment in someone else.
A generalization of a group of people.
Bob: "They kicked me out of the gay men's chorus."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Mary: "Everyone at work hates me."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sam: "My family wants to send me to rehab."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
Sally: "I got ambushed by Jehova's Witnesses."
Dave: "Those cocksuckers!"
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A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.
Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.
by jsd96321 January 10, 2012

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Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!
by jsd96321 January 13, 2012

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A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.
Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."
by jsd96321 November 26, 2011

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You meet a flirty girl at a social event you flirt back. As the game progresses she will "inadvertently" flash you by hiking her skirt, uncrossing and recrossing her legs, bend down to share some cleavage or bare some midriff.
Sam: "That girl at the bar is hot!"
Dave: "Yeah, she did the flirt and flash with me earlier."
by jsd96321 March 28, 2012

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