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silent sally

A young, good looking girl with one major flaw- the bitch doesnt talk. A typical relationship with a Silent Sally includes hundreds of pointless text messages in which you both discuss the same bullshit in an attempt to get laid. In person, she really wont say anything unless you ask a question, in which the typical response consists of one word.

You- "How was your day?"

Silent Sally- "Good."

You- "Anything cool happen?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Wanna come over?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Why not?"

Silent Sally- "Soccer."

You- "Ok, see ya later then..."

Silent Sally- "Bye."

by john vilma September 21, 2007