john stromboli's definitions
A portmanteau of roomba and roomate. Basically someone who gamers would call normal and what other people would call lonely. A person who only has his technology to be there with him. And tbh, can't really blame 'em. I mean, who else wouldn't want to basically have a threesome with their computer and gamer chair?
roombate
by john stromboli April 14, 2021
Get the roombatemug. A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
Get the Mount of the Godsmug. When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.
Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.
by john stromboli September 7, 2020
Get the honey no nut cheeriosmug.