john stromboli's definitions

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

erhjm

All of the letters that, when searched on U.D, will bring you to that same letter.

erhjm

by john stromboli February 9, 2020

reverse speedrun

1. when you delete your save file after you've put hard work into completing the game
2. when your game crashed, and all the data is lost
3. when during a speedrun you somehow manage to go back to the very beginning of a game

Kyle: dude i accidentally did a reverse speedrun
Kyle 2: wait were you playing on my save file
Kyle: uhhh...

by john stromboli November 17, 2019