4 definitions by john owen fan
by john owen fan August 16, 2022
a dumb fuck who doesn’t seem to understand that Taylor Swift is an actual person and likes to continuously speculate on her sexuality even after she has explicitly said she was straight.
most gaylors do not seem to understand that just because they relate to an artist’s music or just because they enjoy that artist’s music, does not make that artist gay themselves.
most gaylors do not seem to understand that just because they relate to an artist’s music or just because they enjoy that artist’s music, does not make that artist gay themselves.
person 1: damn. that person was being such a perv. and also do they know how insane they sound?
person 2: oh yeah. they’re a gaylor. they always talk about how taylor is a lesbian. they constantly try to “out” her and they say they will unstan her if they ever find out that she’s not actually gay. even though she’s literally said she’s straight.
person 2: oh yeah. they’re a gaylor. they always talk about how taylor is a lesbian. they constantly try to “out” her and they say they will unstan her if they ever find out that she’s not actually gay. even though she’s literally said she’s straight.
by john owen fan October 28, 2023
Person 1: Ummmm… What was that noise. Are there people upstairs?
Person 2: No. That was just Abby. She was watching an edit.
Person 1: Then why did she make THAT kind of noise.
Person 2: Ohhh that’s called a Draco Noise.
Person 2: No. That was just Abby. She was watching an edit.
Person 1: Then why did she make THAT kind of noise.
Person 2: Ohhh that’s called a Draco Noise.
by john owen fan August 13, 2021
Person 1: Look this stupid little hole in the ground. Why is it there?
Person 2: The correct term for out of place hole in the ground is Sonk you dummy.
Person 2: The correct term for out of place hole in the ground is Sonk you dummy.
by john owen fan September 19, 2021