Definitions by john owen fan
gaylor
a dumb fuck who doesn’t seem to understand that Taylor Swift is an actual person and likes to continuously speculate on her sexuality even after she has explicitly said she was straight.
most gaylors do not seem to understand that just because they relate to an artist’s music or just because they enjoy that artist’s music, does not make that artist gay themselves.
most gaylors do not seem to understand that just because they relate to an artist’s music or just because they enjoy that artist’s music, does not make that artist gay themselves.
person 1: damn. that person was being such a perv. and also do they know how insane they sound?
person 2: oh yeah. they’re a gaylor. they always talk about how taylor is a lesbian. they constantly try to “out” her and they say they will unstan her if they ever find out that she’s not actually gay. even though she’s literally said she’s straight.
person 2: oh yeah. they’re a gaylor. they always talk about how taylor is a lesbian. they constantly try to “out” her and they say they will unstan her if they ever find out that she’s not actually gay. even though she’s literally said she’s straight.
gaylor by john owen fan October 27, 2023
dnd
dnd by john owen fan August 16, 2022
Draco Noise
Person 1: Ummmm… What was that noise. Are there people upstairs?
Person 2: No. That was just Abby. She was watching an edit.
Person 1: Then why did she make THAT kind of noise.
Person 2: Ohhh that’s called a Draco Noise.
Person 2: No. That was just Abby. She was watching an edit.
Person 1: Then why did she make THAT kind of noise.
Person 2: Ohhh that’s called a Draco Noise.
Draco Noise by john owen fan August 12, 2021