Definitions by john cue

ebb and whoa 

it's one of those times when one minute you have to poop in the next ten seconds or you will poop your pants but the next, you could be good all day until ten minutes later when it comes back again. Usually can be survived by sitting down or actually going to the bathroom.

"Hey John, want to go on a run"

"No, I've got the ebb and whoa"

ebb and whoa by john cue November 11, 2009