8 definition by jkmartindale

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hwy
A confusing typo of "hey" that doesn't stand for anything.
Bae: hwy
Me: ????
Bae: My bad, I meant hello
by jkmartindale March 08, 2018

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Scrolling up (or scrolling down, depending on the chat app) through a group chat reading every. single. message.
"Dude, why were you online in the group chat but didn't say anything?"
"Sorry, I was backreading about 1000 messages."
"Dude, you have no life."
by jkmartindale August 25, 2016

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You looked this up because you had no idea what Dillon Francis' song means.
I need your lovin', BRUK BRUK
by jkmartindale March 29, 2016

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985
A reference to Project 985, a Chinese government program for creating the country's top universities. Often posted with other numbers by Chinese users on social networks in reference to Huawei detaining an employee for demanding severance pay.
Huawei 985, 996, 251, 404
by jkmartindale March 06, 2020

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wab
Short for Whataburger, the solution to all your problems
Me: You've got to be kidding me, fire alarms going off at 4 AM?
Roommate: time for wab

Me: oof, I got creamed by that midterm
Friend: time for wab

Mom: I'm so sorry, your grandfather's dead
Me: time for wab
by jkmartindale December 01, 2019

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Short for "you beat me to it"
Me: What's bofa?
Friend 1: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: bofa DEEZ NUTS
Friend 2: dang, ybmti
by jkmartindale August 23, 2019

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voice chat or video chat, I've seen it both ways
Me: ugh, I'm sick of typing
Bae: hey wanna vc???😘
by jkmartindale June 22, 2018

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