Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
Get the Mawded mug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
Get the Mawded mug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
Get the Mawded mug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
Get the Mawded mug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
Get the Mawded mug.

mawdo

A snob, particularly of the small-minded, anti-social, boring, inbred variety.

Derived from the obscure, featureless, tiny, isolated, inbred, punishingly boring, rural, snob commuter enclave called Mawdesley.
Chris has become a right mawdo after getting that promotion.

That featureless, depressing, dormitory village/enclave is a bit mawdo for my liking.

We had a look in that new bar but it was full of mawdo's, so we went somewhere else.
by jjpwfelli December 18, 2015
Get the mawdo mug.

mawtard

A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.

Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.

Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.

The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016
Get the mawtard mug.