Slodden

Used to describe the condition of vinyl records which have been poorly treated and stored. Records described as slodden will feature dirt, mould, numerous bodily fluids, scratches, warps, cracks and smell musty. Usually only used as Charity Shop Fodder.

" I picked up a joblot of records the other day"
"Sweet, any good?"
"nah mate they wrecked, proper slodden"

by jamz buck April 14, 2017

Marsive

A more discreet way to comment on the large size of a backside. Combining the words massive and arse. Pronounced M arse ive

Look at that it so marsive you can see it from the front

by jamz buck November 08, 2014