1:an unpleasant short thing to look at
2:a type of midget and/or succubus
3:my bitch
1 & 2:me:oh my god,she's so short and scary,it's unpleasant just to look at her
danny:yeah i know..she's total mitch
3:john:nice girlfriend you got there dude
nick: yeah i know,she's a mitch:my bitch