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jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers
I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up
by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005
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