1 definition by ishipgalex

agnes is a short, pasty white (like rlly white like she looks like she is constantly constipated and about to die bc she is that pale in her face), hairy yeti!! she is usually very very flat and comes in bulks of hair and white skin. she has very annoying brothers .called corn and rolf. she is also such a suck up to her mum and is the biggest little bitch out there. she is never here bc shes always away at her beach house. agnes is absolutely ton deaf and will be single for ever bc she is not loved until she is 45 bc then she will find her true love (they've aaaalready met but her true love is too good for her). anyways conclusion: agnes is a white yeti like that guy from that movie.. hehe dont name ur child agnes