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iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.

"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"

by iron maiden sucks and i dont know why they even try July 30, 2006