A manipulative snake. Pretends to be a nice guy who looks out for others, then once he gets to know you will criticize anything and everything you do. An absolute zealot. His way or the highway. If your opinion deviates from his whatsoever, he will text you like six paragraphs about how you will burn in hell. Don't fall for his smooth voice or his jokes. If he tries to start a conversation with you, make up some excuse and gtfo. You'll thank me later.
Guy 1: I can't believe you're friends with Kaelan! What an asshole!
Guy 2: Idk he's just trying to save you from yourself you know...
Guy 1: From what? The fact that I watch porn and listen to rock music? Fuck you and fuck Kaelan.
