91 definitions by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃
Something that happens in school, usually at the end of a semester. It happens in GoAnimate aka Vyond. The cards have different colors, that resemble the reward or consequence given to the student based on their behavior, except for the white card, in which nothing happens to the student. The best card is usually gold or rainbow and the worst card is usually red or black. The best card usually means that the student "graduates forever," and the worst card means that the student is in "dead meat" and is expelled forever.
Miss Martin: Okay class, today is behavior card day. I will explain the cards!
A few moments later….
Little Bill: I got the black card, can I have another chance?
Miss Martin: ABSOLUTELY NOT! LITTLE BILL! YOU HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENT EVER! YOU ARE IN DEAD MEAT AND YOU ARE EXPELLED FOREVER!
And then Little Bill gets grounded
A few moments later….
Little Bill: I got the black card, can I have another chance?
Miss Martin: ABSOLUTELY NOT! LITTLE BILL! YOU HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENT EVER! YOU ARE IN DEAD MEAT AND YOU ARE EXPELLED FOREVER!
And then Little Bill gets grounded
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 23, 2022
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 29, 2021
A beautiful 41 year old singer who hasn’t released music for a long time. She has a younger sister named Ashlee who is also a singer and has not released music for a long time. Jessica has a beautiful voice. So does Ashlee. Most people like Jessica more but I think both are good.
Amanda: Do you like the Simpsons?
Samantha: Yes! My favorite characters are Lisa and Milhouse!
Amanda: Not those Simpsons, I meant Ashlee and Jessica Simpson!
Samantha: Yes! My favorite characters are Lisa and Milhouse!
Amanda: Not those Simpsons, I meant Ashlee and Jessica Simpson!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 21, 2021
A character from the show Wayside who has a crush on Todd. She has purple hair (originally pink in the pilot episode) and wears a pink helmet. Her hair is tied back into a ponytail. When people hear her name, they think about a boy named Mauricio instead of her actual name.
Jessica: My favorite Wayside character is Maurecia.
Gabby: Wow my boyfriend's name is Mauricio.
Jessica: First of all Gabby, it's Maurecia, not Mauricio. Second of all, Maurecia is a girl, not a boy.
Gabby: Wow my boyfriend's name is Mauricio.
Jessica: First of all Gabby, it's Maurecia, not Mauricio. Second of all, Maurecia is a girl, not a boy.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 11, 2021
A cult created at a summer camp in Pennsylvania in which a camper's mom delivered Spider-Man masks to her son's bunk and then each bunkmate got a mask to look like Spidey. Nobody knows the point of this cult, but maybe Tobey, Andrew, Tom, or Shameik might know.
Me: What's with all the Spider-Man masks?
Lilly: I have no idea.
Me: Looks like there is a Spider-Man cult going on…
Lilly: I have no idea.
Me: Looks like there is a Spider-Man cult going on…
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023
When you physically interact with your ex-significant other. This means high-five, hug, elbow bump, bumping into them by accident, fist bump, arm wrestle, and thumb war.
Melanie: I just got exxed today because Ross gave me a high-five!
Jocelyn: So did I! Tyler gave me a hug!
Jocelyn: So did I! Tyler gave me a hug!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 20, 2021
What urban dictionary wants people to buy. It is just weird and poggers. Nobody wants an urban dictionary mug and neck gaiter.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 17, 2021