1 definition by ijusttookapelosi

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1. Mummified remains on puppet strings pulled by SCIU. Without soul, mind or heart.

2. To think you know better when in fact, you are corrupt.

3. To speak as if your mouth were wired shut and while doing so, only spout lies.
You: Did you see that woman Pelosi (perhaps man), on tv telling all those lies without moving her mouth?

Me: If she opened her mouth her dentures would fall out.

You: Why do mummies need dentures?

Me: Doctors use the dentures as a grip to hold on to while injecting her with economy size doses of botox.
by ijusttookapelosi February 03, 2010
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