1 definition by ihatecferselysia

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A terrifying creature that comes out to play in the evening. Usually has greasy skin and is heaving because it is gasping for air into its lungs. This creature tends to feed off the drama that surrounds its life. It knows it is hideous and self concious so it seeks thrills off of giving people STDS and having a squeaky voice that annoys all that hears it. A creature that usually only has a lifespan of about 65 years. Usually fat and mates with other fat elysia lovers. A creature that will rip the soul right from your body. A creature that will stalk you in the night.
That Elysia scared the shit out of me last night!
by ihatecferselysia October 13, 2010

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