Definitions by iPhone Savior

iLicker 

An iLicker is a person so enthralled with any Apple product that they feel compelled to lick it. It's a twisted french-kiss showing obsessive love for all things Apple.

Mr. Weaver licked the new iPhone box on the day it was released. That dude is a total iLicker.

iLicker by iPhone Savior August 3, 2007