monopoly

it's what you tell your mom your doing at your boyfriend or girlfriends house when she calls

(cell rings)
You: Damn, it's my mom (answers cell angrily) What?
Mom: what are you up to?
You: uh..playing monopoly
Mom: ok, i'll talk to you in the morning (hangs up)
Your Boy/girlfriend: Dude you just lied to your mom
You: I know, so shut up and bang me

by i.think.your.hot.you.think.i'm. hot.so.bang.me June 16, 2007