1 definition by i wish i was a plant (no i dont)
lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.
by i wish i was a plant (no i dont) February 2, 2008