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will 

will is an asshole. he's self-centered and only does things if they affect his golden reputation. he's always angry, probably because the name that his parents gave him is quite literally the worst name anyone has ever come up with.

p1: "hey will!"
will: "fuck you go away"
p1: "man, i love that guy!"
p2: "who doesn't?"

will by i can say this because im will August 7, 2022