1 definition by i am the gnu!!!!!
a series written by a hack author who spends almost the whole book describing the character edward so that the junior high students and emotionally shallow girls can think of how "attractive" he is because he sparkles in sunlight. all in all a very poorly written book series that needs to be buried deeper than the arc of the covenent. if you find outrage in this you are a twilight fan girl and enjoy one dimensional characters and need to pick up a real book. i suggest the H.P. lovecraft series because that sends a euphoric chill down the spine once in a while.
girl: hey ryan i just bought the whole twilight set and i absolutly love edward he is so dreamy i want to make love with him.
me: you realize he is a character in a book and not real right?
girl:i dont care if he isnt real he is soooooooo dreamy.
me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(v-.-)>p== -- (x.xv)
me: you realize he is a character in a book and not real right?
girl:i dont care if he isnt real he is soooooooo dreamy.
me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(v-.-)>p== -- (x.xv)
by i am the gnu!!!!! June 1, 2009