huzzah, innit's definitions
whale cheese aka smegma, nicked so because if cheese came from whales, thats what it would smell and look like!
girl: ewww your dick smells and is covered in white stuff
boy: thats my whale cheese, fancy a sample?
boy: thats my whale cheese, fancy a sample?
by huzzah, innit December 9, 2007
Get the whale cheesemug.