hmmthatsmeeeeee's definitions
Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.
Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.
Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
by hmmthatsmeeeeee December 27, 2011
Get the Melissamug.