Definitions by hmm idk man

chronomentrophilia 

The sexual attraction to clocks, or the passing time of a clock

person 1: hey did you hear what happened with alex?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: turns out he’s really into chronomentrophilia
person 2: isn’t that the sexual attraction to clocks?
person 1: yeah

chronomentrophilia by hmm idk man February 14, 2019