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Norton Antivirus

A scam that has been scientifically proven ineffective for countering a Main Battle Tank (MBT) attack.

Script Kiddie: H4h4 N0rt0n 4nt1v1ru5 15 d4 pWnz0rs!
MBT: Norton Antivirus sucks. Prepare to die. (Fires 105mm armour piercing shell)
Script Kiddie: N0000OO0000000OOO0!!!1111!!!11111!!!11!11 M41 C00MP00T3R

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021

Norton Antivirus

A scam that is completely ineffective at defending your computer from an MBT.

Person: MBT incoming!
Tank: (shoots 105mm armour piercing round at computer, annihilating it)
Person: Damn... I should have known that Norton Antivirus sucked.

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021