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Any woman who sleeps with so many guys that she can't remember their names, and doesn't know the last names of the babies she has ever few months. Gilrs like this are usually obvious to spot, because they flirt and groop all over any guy, having very low standards, and are ready and willing the give a blow job to anything shaped like a penis.
The Mathews sisters are totally cockmagnets! There's 8 of them, and their mother has two more coming later this year? Are they ever going to go out and get some hobbies or maybe even a job? I feel sorry for them.
by hekifier is the greatest May 08, 2009

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The only day of the year where marijuana is supposed to be legally sold. But some retards in the American government decided to make it illegal, which resulted in more thefts and murders associated with marijuana.
I haven't smoked pot since the last 420. I'm scared some policeman is going to come to my door and yank me to jail, since they're just looking around for people to bust! Nosy bastards!
by hekifier is the greatest May 08, 2009

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